The Lanalax Corporation

Fred Durst Won't Let Me Down

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A Significant Amount of Chips

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Release the Squint

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A Really Lax Jail

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Pat the Pipe

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No Farting at the Masters

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Red and Gold and Perfect

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The Hungry-Boy Route

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A LoveThat Will Sing Forever

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The Sanctity of Retail

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